“I can’t take it anymore…” When either one reaches the point when they think that way by instinct, couples break up.
Sleeping habits, which you may not even know yourself, may be one of the closest things to your natural instinct.
In this article, we will introduce embarrassing sleeping habits that will surely make your boyfriend angry and tired to the max, making him definitely want to break up with you.
Maximum irritation! 4 Sleeping habits of women that you never want to be in bed with
- Sleep talking and grinding teeth
- The macho pose
- Farting while sleeping
- The leg drop
1. Sleep talking and grinding teeth
One of the most common irritations that occur when couples go to sleep are noises such as sleep talking, teeth grinding, and snoring.
Kouji, who was fed up with listening to his girlfriends mixture of teeth grinding and snoring, was thinking of finally sleeping in different rooms. But he was a able to overcome the problem in a quite interesting way.
He suddenly noticed that the grinding and snoring sounded similar to Beethoven’s ‘Pastoral’ Symphony. By thinking that the sound was a pleasant symphony, he was able to sleep peacefully.
If you are ever annoyed by your partners sleeping habits, try thinking in another direction. It may work out.
2. The macho pose
Haruka is recently in to weight training.
Because of this her boyfriend, Takashi, doesn’t want to eat sushi that much today.
Why would that be…? Let’s take a look.
Before that, let’s talk about Takashi’s dream he saw.
Takashi once saw a dream where he smelled a pleasant odor, and noticed that Haruka woke up a litte early and was making morning coffee for him. Takashi was lying in a soft and cozy blanket in his dream, but it turned out that he was actually putting his face between Haruka’s breasts.
It seems that Takashi’s dreams are highly effected by what Haruka is doing and how she is sleeping next to him.
That day, Takashi saw a dream where he has eating sushi.
The smell of vinegar rice seemed very real to him.
It turns out that when he woke up, he was sleeping with his nose sticking into Haruka’s armpits.
Haruka, who loves to weight train these days, was doing a “macho pose” in her sleep, showing off her biceps. Because of that, her armpits were placed right into Takashi’s face.
Noticing that the reason he saw dreams of him eating sushi was because he was smelling his girlfriends armpits, Takashi didn’t want to go eat sushi for a while.
3. Farting while sleeping
Mamiko turned over when she was sleeping, and her back faced Masa. Looking, Masa noticed that Mamiko’s smartphone was near her behind.
He guessed that it must of been placed there by accident, while she dozed off after she was fiddling with it in bed.
“Uh-oh, her precious smart phone is gonna be squeezed by her cute behind. I guess I’ll pick it up and place it on the table.”
But the moment Masa bent over and placed his face near Mamiko’s behind to pick up the smart phone…”FART!” Mamiko let one go right in his face.
Masa, being suddenly attacked by a concentrated hideous smell, was thinking as he was about to faint…
“We shouldn’t of had beans for dinner…”
4. The leg drop
Ayu is my precious girlfriend. She’s a little big, but it only makes her look more glamorous. My friend Masa calls her a Sumo wrestler, but I don’t understand a thing he’s saying.
Anyway, I love my girlfriend. Tonight, like always, we sleep together in bed.
“Toshiaki, could you scoot over a little? I need a little more space.”
“Oops, sorry for making half of the bed my space, I’ll move over and use only a quarter of it.”
Turning out the lights, Ayu quickly went to sleep with a cute snore. Moments later, she turned over to my side.
“Hmm… maybe a little too tight.”
My body starting to hurt, I tried to escape, only to fall down from the bed.
“Oh no! Ayu’s also falling over! Nooooooo!!!!!”
There you have it, an article about sleeping habits.
Are my sleeping habits really safe?
You might want to ask your boyfriend just in case.
If he smiles at you, you should be safe.
But if you seem him frown just a little…
We hope you enjoyed “Maximum irritation! 4 Sleeping habits of women that you never want to be in bed with”
Thank you for reading.